Meet the boys
Howdy! In an effort not to leave our most esteemed readers completely out of the loop, here you filthy newcomers will be endowed with a once-in-a-lifetime chance to get to know your overlords.
Robert Paulson
Robert Paulson is our resident editor in chief. Anything you want you ask him.
Randal
Randal coordinates all our blitzkrieg assaults into normcore-land. He brings a war trinket back every once in a while.